Heard in a Bookshop: Militaria Memories

"Tanks! Oh, I love submarines"

Heard on the Metro: Culinary Confusion

"They've got tacos with sausage and bacon"

Heard in a Supermarket: Fryer's Delight

"We're going to eat French Fries. Do you want to eat them with us?"

Heard on a Bus: Life imitates Art

"I'm going to see Dr J. She looks like Yoda from Star Wars."

Heard on the Metro: Hangover Cures

"I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone yesterday. I was hungover. All I cared about was eating and X-Factor."

Heard on a Bus: Taxing Thought

"You pay too many taxes to be unhappy"

Read in a Supermarket: Satisfactory Sauce

Perused on a ready meal: "Chicken in OK sauce"