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Thursday, February 16

Heard at a bus stop: Freedom

Man 1: "What's a Freedom Pass for?"
Man 2: "It's for when you're mental."

Actually, it's for when you're old or disabled (oops, I mean "challenged" or even "differently-abled").

Sunday, February 12

War on Terror claims another Friendly Fire victim

US VP Dick Cheney was on a mission to make the US of A safe from depredation by quails. As he turned around and blasted away to bag a another threat to homeland security, he peppered a member of his Coalition of the Willing with shotgun pellets. Harry Whittington was hit in the cheek, neck and chest, according to BBC News Online.

Ironically, Whittington was treated by Cheney's medical staff who always travel with him in case he suffers a fifth heart attack.

As Harry's a lawyer, he should sue Cheney for $1M per pellet.

Wednesday, February 1

Heard in a school: Basketball

Student: "Umm, what's that thing you have to get the ball through in basketball?"
Teacher: "I think the hint is in the name."